What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?

He : Then let's have some coffee

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

Me : Thank you.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

Me : Sure.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : No

Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?

He : I'm 24.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : I don't drink

What's your photograph of the day 1097?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Tea ?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What smell will you never forget?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

How does one succeed in life?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?